Zinc Simian Padlocked!
Theatre
18+
Guy prepares himself for a bondage session with his Grindr hook-up, the alluring but elusive Fabio. Once the chains are on, there’s no escape – certainly not from Guy’s problems. As the minutes tick by, Guy must face a reckoning with all the responsibilities of his life. It’s Pillion without motorbikes; Gerald’s Game without Gerald; Locke with locks! Revealing, exposing comedy drama. Sex positive, life negative. Definitely adults only.
❝ intelligent, engaging, and refreshingly honest ❞★ ★ ★ ★
CounterCulture
❝ Strangely thoughtful and tasteful. ❞★ ★ ★ ★
The Real Chrisparkle
❝ Padlocked! is genius. ❞★ ★ ★ ★
Ed Fringe review
This show was part of our Edinburgh Fringe Programme 2026
