Leo Lion I Was Never Here (there is no spy show)
Theatre
12+
This sleeper agent is on his most important mission ever. Only problem – he has no idea what it is. From the clown/game show creators of last year's Edinburgh Fringe hit Help Me!!!! (an interactive mime séance) comes I Was Never Here: a highly interactive, gonzo spy thriller featuring an overzealous secret agent searching for activation phrases which will help him regain sections of his memory. Play along, decode cyphers, answer phones and most importantly remember – you never saw any of this.
❝ Quirky, interactive, and above all, fun ❞★ ★ ★ ★
Binge Fringe
❝ He never lets his audience pause. ❞★ ★ ★ ★
British Theatre Guide
❝ An hour of playfulness... in the company of a captivating performer. ❞★ ★ ★ ★
The Scotsman
❝ hilarious, warm, and perpetually in character ❞★ ★ ★ ★
Corr Blimey
This show was part of our Edinburgh Fringe Programme 2026