The Optimiserables and New Celts Productions You Have Failed Me for the Last Time

Theatre

16+

Supervillain Friedrich von Fittervach dreams of ruling the world from his remote volcano base. If only his workforce, his right-hand man or his restrictive board of investors shared the vision of his five-year plan. To make matters worse, a suave and cunning MI6 intruder, Agent Blonde, has breached the security of the island compound and sparked revolution among the corporation’s ranks. Will the vertically-challenged supposed evil genius be able to rise up and regain complete control, or will the company fall into the slimy, inexperienced hands of the proletariat scum?

❝ An hour well spent ❞

★ ★ ★ ★

Derek Awards

This show was part of our Edinburgh Fringe Programme 2025