End of the World Theatre Company Only Hitmen and Scammers Make Phone Calls



"Who just sits and waits?" Nate and Quinn take residence in an abandoned warehouse to await details of their next job, just a phone and each other for company, wiling away the time with darkly comedic arguments about rimming, ballcocks, and murder – all whilst hiding some shady secrets about their mysterious employer. Only Hitmen and Scammers Make Phone Calls is a fast-paced comedy of shocking revelations about the finite nature of human existence, finding love in unexpected places, and PPI.

This show was part of our Edinburgh Fringe 2023 Edinburgh Fringe Programme