Kite in the Storm Theatre and New Celts Productions Jumpers for Goalposts



After getting sacked from the Lesbian Rovers for being too bossy, Viv has a mission: to make five-a-side LGBT football team, Barely Athletic, league winners – and they’ve started well with a victory over Tranny United (who were playing in stilettos). But with distractions like handsome librarians, Peruvian knit hats, and a love of Pot Noodles, things look set to go downhill. Can they pull themselves together in time? Blissfully funny but at times deeply affecting, Jumpers for Goalposts poses the question: what secrets remain when everyone is out of the closet?


  • Aug 5 12:50 (1h20m) £7.00 (£5.00)
  • Aug 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 25 12:50 (1h20m) £9.50 (£6.50)